What animals make the best/worst pets?

All animals make the worst pets. Animals by design are best in their natural habitat, “outside.”

However, the worst animal, would be the human animal. Human beings can be conniving and calculated, insensitive and selfish, deceitful and lying, etc. etc. All of which are covertly detrimental to authentic beings.

So yes; Humans suck! And make the worst animal. But humans as pet? Yes, think again. Most humans are like pets. Even next of kin can at most time bite the big one.

That’s my final answer.

On another note; If you’re seeing actual animals for pets, steer clear of any type of lizard or snakes. They’ll run up your electric bill quicker than a Tesla coil and drain your wallet like a spaghetti strainer holding water.

Dog? Loyal, stinky, dirty, high maintenance, like a bad ex. Cats? Only the crazy cat ladies have them.

Ideal? You can always settle for a pet “rock.”